"Wow, you have no rhythm." Emilia laughs hysterically.

She goes to the closet and takes out a machine gun.

"I suggest you speed it up unless you want you your feet in shreads. NOW DANCE LIKE YOU MEAN IT!"

She aims the gun at their feet and pushes on the trigger.

Seeing that Emilia had somehow miraculously escaped Martin's clutches and got back to the party, Martin notices the suitcases where Emilia was, "Woooooo, the suitcases", Martin gets back in his car with the suitcases and heads back to the party...

Blaze starts moving it to dodge the bullets and drops a Smoke Grenade at his feet.

In the confusion Blaze turns on his Thermal Vision, unsheathes his whip-sword and whips the machine gun from Emilia's arms, sending it flying across the room.

Martin arrives to the party 20 minutes later, crashing his new car into Emilia's flower bed, "Lets get this party started", Martin walks in with 2 more cases of beer, another bottle of whiskey that is half empty and 2 strippers follow him into the living room to start a show. Martin is pretty drunk now, "I also brought a backup generator since we lost power before", Martin hooks up the generator to the house and starts up ssmb on the wii again...

Emilia shoots the strippers dead.

"I don't believe they were invited."

Suddenly a whole heap of ravenous vampires from the Twilight Saga come crashing through the front window with the dead stripper bodies and start feeding on the dead strippers, "YUM, stripper blood", says Edward Cullen. After he enjoys his lovely meal he rips of his shirt and starts flirting with Emilia and Naru, "Take a look at these pecks babes".

Meanwhile a truck full of Krispy Kreme donuts comes backing up into Emilia's driveway and starts dumping the donuts, "Yay!! The donuts are here", says Martin as he rigs up the truck and all of the donuts with explosives and blows it all up, "My donuts are better trolololololol"

Naru dances with Edward, much to the annoyance of Bella, who gets very angry and throws Naru against a wall away from her lover. Naru shrugs and starts dirty dancing with Blaze instead.

Suddenly Jacob comes crashing in and rips of his shirt, "How could you bella, you were meant to be mine!!!" Edward, Bella and Jacob then have a really gay stupid fight where Bella is an idiot and can't choose between the 2 of them...

Meanwhile, Martin being extremely drunk, jumps on the roof with a rocket launcher and starts playing shooting gallery with all of the other houses in the neighbourhood...

The doorbell rings. Much too Emilia's enjoyment, her favourite friend has shown up.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kirby says.

Emilia picks him up and gives him a cuddle.

Then he blows up, flies into the air and they float away into the distance until they can't be seen no more.

Naru collapses on the couch, worn out from all the dancing. Once she's recovered she goes out and plays shooting games with Martin.

"SPOILER ALERT NARU!!! Now I know that Bella becomes a vampire after the 4th book", Martin says as he changes to a minigun and shoots Kirby down as he/she tries to float away with Emilia...

"hmmm well this is a;; very fun, i think i'm just going to go to the next door neighbours and have a swim..."
says lesley walking through the big gap were the fence was,
and jumps into the pool.

Emilia calls up Martin on her phone.

"Wow you are delusional."

Naru grabs Martin's minigun and throws it off the roof. She then picks up the rocket launcher and shoots a rocket at a neighbouring house, blowing it up. She's ecstatic at the explosion.

Edward, Bella and Jacob, having their silly argument, decide to take it upstairs into Emilia's bedroom for some recreational activities...

Martin having destroyed every other house in the neighbourhood goes back downstairs into the lounge room, gets another beer and starts playing ssmb and says on the phone to Emilia, "you kill my strippers, I kill kirby and kirby sucks, lets take this to the game"

"Wow you are seriously delusional. My house is only one storey. What ARE you on?"

after finishing his swim, lesley goes inside to find a towel, he doesn't really know where to go, so he heads up stairs, he then hears bella moaning things like jacob and edward, lesley takes a wicked guess and lobs a grenade into emilias bedroom, he then goes down stairs into the neighbors pool again and waits for the bang, when it comes he yells out "BOOOOOM!!!"

"Yes, yes, it's all in your head."

*Martin had built a 1st floor level on Emilia's house earlier*

Martin is constantly beating up Kirby on ssmb, "DIE KIRBY DIE"

"No, you didn't."

Emilia shakes her head.

"I think you need drugs BADLY"

lesley comes from the pool stumbling
"yess, fix my headache please.."

"YES I DID and in case you were wondering I'm high on weed", Martin says as he is kicking Kirby's arse, drinking from a bottle of whiskey and smoking marijuana from a smoking implement... "Come on Emilia, your the drug dealer, give me the good stuff"

"No Martin, I do believe you are losing."

Martin hacks the game where Kirby always dies

Blaze heads out the back to ignore the crazy people like Martin...

He gets out a collapsible staff that he had with him, setting the ends on fire and starts fire dancing