You are a mad scientist. You are given a machine that allows you to fuse different objects into a new one!
I come along with a giant trolley carrying many different items. I tell you that you can pick two of these objects to form your own unique item.

For a demonstration, I pick up a spoon and a fork. I place the spoon in the left chamber and the fork in the right. I turn on the machine and an object has formed in the middle chamber. It can stab like a fork, yet carry like a spoon. I decide to call it a Spork.

Your mission is to create a unique item using the machine. You can only pick two items from the trolley. Then you must name your new object!

The most creative entry will win!
Only one entry is allowed.

Experience
Submitting an entry: 10 EXP
Winning entry: 15 EXP

Emilia's Trolley
Toaster
Desk lamp
Computer chair
Peg
Knife
Pen
Alarm clock
Bath Plug
A PS3 controller
Lipstick
Hairbrush
Toothbrush
A glass jar
Sneaker
Hammer
Lawn mower
Shovel
Pencil
Light Globe
Ruler

Good luck!

i guess im first...i take the knife and the toaster...and i call it DEATH

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Hammer & A Glass Jar.

Struggling to open those cursed jars? Fumbling with a towel as you crumble under the might of the oppressing ceramic ruler? Embarrassed as your friends snicker while you continue to 'loosen' it?
Struggle no more!!

The 'Glammer' is for you! It stores, it smashes, and it bashes prices away! With this new and improved self smashing, self storing, automatic roaring piece of storage you'll never be in a Jug of trouble again. Only $5.99 at locally participating stores, Enjoy freedom today!!

A Toaster and a Chair!

A Tair!

Get your ass that nice shade of brown!

vampires kiss

lawnmower + lipstick

fresh blood red lipstick

Hammer + Alarm Clock
Tired of being forced to wake up, every morning, by your stupid alarm clock?
No more! Thanks to the Hammer Clock, you don't have to wake up anymore! This new alarm clock smashes itself instead of waking you up, thus saving you the trouble of smashing it yourself! Plus, take it to a Pearly-certified reseller for a 5-dollar rebuilding, every time it smashes itself!

Smashing idea, huh?

iMow4Fun
(everyfing kewl deze days has the i infront of it)

Lawnmower + Ps3 controller

Ever felt like mowing the lawn just wasn't exciting. Never want to get off your PS3 playing endless call of duty or need for speeds? The all new iMow4Fun is in stores now, with millions of different blade accessories, cool new vinyls, paints and rims. You can mow down anything you like as well as get paid your pocket money by your parents. Just $299 and in all your major hardware and games stores now.

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Straining your back digging holes is simply a thing of the past With this new invention.


Introducing the Shovel Shoes, simply slip on these babies and let your feet do the digging.
Watch the dirt fly as you dig holes with ease and comfort.Comes in a range of sizes and colours,
So you can buy some for your kids and get them to do your work for you!

Warning! This product may casuse digging to become addictive

I am so impressed by this week game, I am going to give out a 2nd and 3rd prize as well. You are all so creative and I'm happy you all got so into it!

1st Prize: 15 EXP
Cpl. Pickles with his Glammer!
I could sure use one of these! I'm useless when it comes to opening jars!

2nd Prize: 5 EXP
Fade with his Tair!
Not something I would use, but those people who like getting tans would love it!

3rd Prize: 2 EXP
Lifesapity with his vampire kiss!
Funnily enough, I could see people buying this. Stick "Twilight" on it and everyone will be their own vampire. Plus, I'm sure the blood flavoured lippie would appeal to many!

Thanks for the great effort guys!
Make sure you enter the next weekend game to win EXP!