oi im hungry.
go Czech the fridge...
ok im Russian to the kitchen.
hmm, maybe you'll find some Turkey.
yeah i have some but its nasty, its covered in Greece, yuck!
yeah i know, maybe i'll settle for a can of Chile.
that sounds good, i'll have a Canada Chile.
Denmark your name on the can.
Kenya do it for me?
okay im Ghana do it for ya.
thanks, im so tired.
Iran 2km to the store today.

Dear chair,
i know you get more ass then me... but i get more head.


yours truly, pillow.

if you've seen these before i thought i'd just like to show the others :3