Holy sheet, im not trolling for once.
Document the occasion while you can.


In other news....


Find your quoes, and sahre them. Simple really.
DOOOOO IIIIIIIIITTTTT

"Death is the solution to all problems. No man, No Problem."

"He's a liar. I just don't know what the lie is yet"

"Troll! In the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon!!!"

"I feel the need...the need, for speed! Yeow!" *high five*

"Bond... James Bond"
"Shaken not stirred"

"Autobots roll out!"

"The clock is running. Make the most of today. Time waits for no man. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it is called the present."

"Reality is a nice place, but i wouldn't want to live there."

"A religious war is like two children fighting over who has the stronger imaginary friend."

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? "


and a quote from my friend's facebook status

" ‎1st hospital consultation:$45
Tetanus vaccine and antibiotics:$30
First of 5 rabies vaccines:$156
Taxi to 2nd hospital:$6
Second hospital stay (6 hours):$90
...Rabies immunoglobulin:$1552.96,
yes, that's right:$1552.96 -

Having Mondial travel insurance for that unavoidable $1900 monkey bite you will receive while you are motor biking helmetless up and down Malaysia’s Tioman Island Mountain in the rain – priceless "

If I know who said it I will put it in. If I don't, I won't.


"Health is the slowest rate of death" one of my favs.

"If I wanted to pay money to be like everyone else, I'd by myself a **** iPod" -- Totalbiscuit (Host of Blue Plz!).

Not a quote as such but "There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't."

"If everything is going well you have obviously overlooked something"

"I wear a fez now, fezes are cool"

"You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their lying little chemical teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat."

-Dr. House

"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."

-Dr. House

“I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.”
-Gengis Khan

Those quotes by House are awesome

"if you are early, you are on time.
if you are on time, you are late.
if you are late, you are screwed."

"there are two kinds of people in the world, there are sheep, and there are goats."

Here's some ive heard from around the place that i remember

"There is a fine line between sanity and insanity, and I have white out"
"...And what colour is the sky in your world..."
"Sorry my give a damn is broken..."
"You don't break rules, you destroy them and piss on the ashes"
"If i wanted your opinion i would of given it to you"
"If i wanted your opinion i would of beaten it out of you" (both my dads)
"I can only be nice to one person a day, today is not your day, tomorrow aint looking good either"
"Death is but the next great adventure"
"If im gonna leave this world im gonna leave it in the biggest explosion i could **** make"

eh add more later when i remember some

"Don't rock the boat... don't even get IN the boat, just buy an icecream, walk around the pier, but don't go into the bathroom because there filthy!!" - Homer Simpson

That's my favourite simpsons quote

"We learn to swim by watching you drown."

"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to utter lunacy. Thats how far the world is from where i am. Just one bad day."

"Does it depress you commissioner? To know just how alone you really are.?

"I had a bad day once, sometimes i remember it one way, sometimes the other... if i'm going to have a memory i prefer it to have multiple choices!"
*i've heard that joker clip too Hayden*