You evil, evil car.

So they brought out the Nissan Tiida. Made it look like a cheap version of a VW Beetle. Then they gave the design to the Micra.

So if you have an old Tiida or a Micra, be warned. The temptation to shoot it and smash it into a shape that doesn't look like Beetle is really great.

But of course I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to shout at it and make everyone hear it.

What if i was too say that i was thinking of buying one?
and my mum owned one?

*gets out Baseball bat*

* hints Emilia that im MINIMAN so small you cant see me >.< *

Not to hit you To hit the Tiida

SC 1
EXT.

Emilia walks down the street when a Nissan Tida drives past

EMILIA: You stupid f***ing bastards! I'll f***ing kill you! Buy a beetle you COWARDS! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!

Occupants of car look curiously at the crazy lady

DRIVER: Is she insulting my choice of vehicle?

PASSENGER: No, Dave, let's just go, we are late for the VW Beetle copycat club. Why don't we stop by MacDonalds for a 50c ice cream on the way?

DAVE: 50c?!? No way! I'm WAY too cheap for that.

END SC1

One day I will be driving one of these!

lol fail jordan...
and GL with that emily they are waaay tooo expensive like 32k or you can buy the NISSAN TIIIDA!!
*elevatormoozicz*

I actually thought Jordan's post was hilarious...because I would be tempted to scream like that.

Hayden. I said one day. I should be able to afford one on a Pharmacist's wage

little to none?
i went there OOOOOO lol

again
GL with that

SC2
INT.


Miniman sits at his computer, reading Fades hilarious scene

MINIMAN: LOLOL PHAIL JORDAN OMFGROFLMAOBBQ

Fade reaches through Minimans computer screen and breaks Minimans neck

END SC2

Can I have another scene with me?

SC3
INT.

Dave lies down in his bed and turns off the light on his bed side table

DAVE: (TO HIMSELF) (SIGHS IN RELIEF) Well, it's been a long day, and that meeting at the VW Beetle Copycat Club was wild towards the end! Ah, but to be safe and sound in my comfortable bed, ready for a good nights sleep.

Dave rolls over onto his side and finds himself face to face with Emilia

DAVE: (SCREAMING) What are you doing in my house?!

Emilia grins and her blood soaked fangs are shown; Dave is hypnotised by the deathly black souless pits of her eyes, as if they are a pit that falls into the bowels of Hell

DAVE: (SCREAMING) Harry! Help! That crazy lady from the side of the road is here!

Emilia licks some blood from her lips, and Dave realises

EMILIA: Harry's already dead, Dave.

DAVE: (WHISPERING FEARFULLY) Please, just leave me...I'll give you anything just please don't kill me!

EMILIA: I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

[CUT TO SHOT OF BLOOD SPRAY HITTING WALL]
END SC3

LOLZOROFLMAOSADWHICHMAYONAISELOL123124!@
SC3 IS SOOO FUNY AND I CAN IMAGINE EMILIA DOING THAT ASWELL!@

Nothing fuels the ego like praise, sincere or not.

What about smurfs?
You like smurfs?

random

No its not!
My logic is undeniable!

Your mums undeniable.

Tiida and Beetle don't look similar at all if you ask me, I can see a small resemblance between Beetle and Micra, both with the high bug like headlights and large side windows with straight edges along the bottom of the window, but that's it.

When I look at the Beetle, it has massive wheel arches that bulge out, a major design trait, but neither the Tiida nor Micra has that.

It's the bubble thing they copied

the Tiida used to have the bubble shape, then they gave it a new design and gave the old design to the Micra.