Omegle is a site where you can speak to random strangers instantly. You can have engaging philisophical conversations like this:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: **** **** nipples
You: that is all
Stranger: ¡¡¡ɥɔıʇq ǝɯ ʞɔnɟ
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: **** nipples
Stranger: wtf is that ****
You: want to see?
Stranger: YAH
Stranger: HELL YAHH
You: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shitting_Dick_Nipples
Stranger: WTFFFFFFFF
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: MY EYES
Stranger: WTF KIND OF WEBSITE IS THAT
You:
Stranger has disconnected

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey im a guy looking for a sexy **** girl
You: hi
You: well you came to the wrong place
You: BAHAHAHAHA
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f
You: satan
You: im satan
You: rawr
Stranger: wats dis
You: ill kill you with my **** **** nipples
Stranger: killl me
You: yes
You: with **** **** nipples
Stranger: cmon
You: what?
You: you dont like **** **** nipples?
Stranger: wat u like
You: im about 7ft tall, i have huuuuge horns, a goatee, and **** **** NIPPLES
You: SOI SOI SOI SOI
Stranger: so wat
You: your not making this easy
You: im trying to troll
Stranger: oh soz
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Stranger: Elllooo
You: wassup
Stranger: The sky
You: WRONG
Stranger: And all the things in there
You: Eyebrows
Stranger: No
Stranger: Mine are down!!
Stranger: So don't tell me my eyebrows are up
Stranger: But my roof is up
Stranger: Up above my house
Stranger: Not my eyebrows
Stranger: My eyebrows are sad so they're down
You: errrr
You: they are still above your eyes
You: der
Stranger: Hm?
Stranger: Not up though.
Stranger: Above does not = up
You: Looking up is!
Stranger: Eyebrows don't look up!
You: errr
You: Neither does the roof
Stranger: They have emotionakl feelings!
Stranger: Not physical!
You: YOU FAIL AT LIFE





Stranger: 나랑 섹스하자
You: ?
Stranger: 나랑 섹스하자
You: I "heard" you the first time



WHY THE HELL DO THEY HAVE VIDEO CHAT NOW? Don't they realise that there are going to be a lot of dirty guys there? >>

I am scarred for life from chat roulette...

Stranger: hello
Stranger: penis
You: That is all
You: Haha
Stranger: really
Stranger: ?
Stranger: :O
You: idk
You: is it?
Stranger: this is it!
Stranger: Thrilleeeeeer!
Stranger: where ya from mister?
You: Australia
You: you?
Stranger: Norway
Stranger: howdy hoe, matie
You: lol
Stranger: got som o' dem kangaroos in your garden?
You: Possibly
You: ill jsut go check
You: nope
Stranger: aah
Stranger: crap
Stranger: speaking of crap, I have to take one
Stranger: ba

Have you been video chatting Hayden?

No I havnt....
Why's that? But it's fun to play mind games with the stupid People the Internet...

Like Chatroulette? My cousin saw Jessica Alba on chatroulette, and her friend saw the Jonas Brothers who asked if she was naked O.o

the Jonas Brothers are Perverts lol

Jessica alba..o.o...What **** luck..
I went on cam once... Horrible expereience for all involved T_T
Still stand that its fun to screw with people on there haah

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: high
You: try again
Stranger: hello there stranger
You: howdy
Stranger: how art thou on tis fine day
You: bloody beautiful
You: yourselfeth?
Stranger: effin AWESOME
Stranger: asl.
Stranger: or number.gender.place.
Stranger: real or make believe. up to you.
You: haha
Stranger: ill start i want to be make believe....67.f.hawaii
You: real/ 16 / m / aus
Stranger: 20f.us
Stranger: real
Stranger:
You:
You: so
You: usa aaaaye?
Stranger: aye ya
Stranger: no kangaroos
Stranger: or mates
You: hahah
You: we got kangaroos
You: mates
You: koalas
You: and dingo eating babies
Stranger: blooming onions?!?!
You: eeh
You: no
Stranger: god dangit
Stranger: aus ftl.
You: USA ftl
You: ooo
You: take that
Stranger: WHATEVA
Stranger: WHATEVA
Stranger: I DO WHAT I WANT
Stranger: knock knock
You: whos there?
Stranger: disco
You: disco who?
Stranger: disconnected

Lol jonas brothers jessica alba, i can tell you for a fact that they were both trolls. proof?
Manycamoptions
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPOf_hSQGr4&feature=related
Or
about 40secs into this bid for jess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmzcKXsllWs

these my friends are true trolls

i cbf watching it..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: whats up?
Stranger: no nothing
You: where you from?
Stranger: i'm from china
You: cool
You: im from australia
Stranger: yeah i think that's a wonderful place
You: like your mother?
You have disconnected.

iLold!

Stranger: hey
You: Evening
You: hows it goin?
Stranger: not good
You: orly?
Stranger: a lot of guys have been saying how flat i am but i disagree
Stranger: wanna see my pis so you can tell me what i really am?
You: send awayu
Stranger: www.1227.com/
Stranger: my own site
You: why am i quite hesitant to look at that
Stranger: i dont know
You: eh
You: cbf
You: your flat
You: burn in hell

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Greetings
Stranger: from?
You: Planet Zegrablsisdfuafiunsgjhnjhsdvion
You: you?
Stranger: planet Akfdiem
Stranger: jhow do you live o the planet Zegrablsisdfuafiunsgjhnjhsdvion?
Stranger: you have space ships there?
Stranger: we have
You: yeah, we have been exploring the universe for eons now
Stranger: we too
You: So where abouts in the universe is your planet?
Stranger: in all
Stranger: we have make a faco of a human on mars
Stranger: they on eart looking to there a long time xD
You: I have no idea what you just said.
You: http://to.ly/35WK#payback-time-lizzy-ex-girlfriend-revenge
You: baiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You have disconnected.

LOL!!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: horny girl?
You: horny male?
Stranger: i'm horny male
Stranger: you are horny girl?
You: little bit
You: never know
Stranger: ok
Stranger: have you got cam?
You: aaah no
You: im only 13
Stranger: do you masturbate?
You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to CPS(Child Protection Services) and local law enforcement agencies. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
HE Dc'd pretty quickly after that...
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Snap! Good one Miniman.

EPIC WIN

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: 945/M/Gallifrey
You: you?
Stranger: cooool
Stranger: 12BC/f/Flinsone
Stranger: flinstone*
Stranger: lol

Then he disconnected It would have been fun to keep chatting.

Hehe, here's another with the same Doctor Who theme. It went much longer this time, but this guy just totally did not understand haha.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: normal
Stranger: human
Stranger: in this chat
Stranger: ?
You: No, I'm not human
You: I'm Time Lord
Stranger: cool
You: Are you a human?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im an alien
You: Which species?
Stranger: homo sapiens
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: Oh I get it haha.
You: You're all aliens to me
You: Although I've been living with humans for so long it almost feels like I'm becoming one sometimes
Stranger: oh really
Stranger: so u luv us
You: Ah, yeah I have a soft spot for you stupid apes
You: You realise you invented flight and then only a few decades later you visited Earth's moon?
Stranger: grrrr
You: That's pretty incredible
Stranger: im dinosaurus
Stranger: now
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: how old are u
Stranger: hahaha
You: I'm 945 years old
Stranger: ur to old
Stranger: damn
Stranger: im 20
You: Young people are brilliant
You: You have such youth about you
You: I look young, but my mind is old
Stranger: huh
Stranger: what does that mean
You: I'm Time Lord
You: We have this trick you see, when our bodies are dying, we're able to regenerate
You: It changes every cell in our body
You: Plus Time Lords age slower than humans
You: I'm now on my 10th body now
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ur fantasy
Stranger: its so
Stranger: good
You: Fantasy?
You: No, I'm just giving you the facts
You: This is what my people do
You: Well, what they used to do
You: They're all gone now
Stranger: bye
Stranger: lord time
Stranger: u seem like
Stranger: not talking
Stranger: normal

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
whats ur facebook
Stranger: /nottellingyou
You: *throws book at your face*
Stranger: ouch.
Stranger: why did you do that?
You: No, at the guy that said the stupid question
You: I also think he is a virgin
Stranger: you missed, and it hit me
You: Oh, I'm sorry
You: I will try again
Stranger: okay
You: *throws book at other person's face*
Stranger: their not saying anything, i think you killed them
Stranger: they're*
You: Sweet
You: No more stupid questions from horny bastards
Stranger: theres plenty of other horny bastards
Stranger: do you have enough books
You: I might need to go to the library. But I don't have a library card. Gotta be cool about it and try and get them out
Stranger: i stole a book once. a single book
You: What book was that?
Stranger: its titled "the conciousness industry"
You: Never heard of it
Stranger: i havnt got around to reading it
You: So why did you steal it?
Stranger: it seemed interesting and i like to steal things sometimes, for the mild thrill
You: You could steal Mr Stupid Question's dead body and sell it on the black market?
Stranger: actually, thats probably not possible
You: Why? They don't want him?
Stranger: maybe, but more because i dont know who/where they are
You: This is the internet. You can find out whatever you like.
Stranger: i dont think i have the motivation.. theres no garuntee that they would sell
You: People want kidneys all the time
Stranger: i have some of those. did you want one?
You: Yeah. I think my left one is failing me, and the right one is on its way out
You: But we have to be the same blood type, so what are you?
Stranger: im O
You: I'm A+
You: So that could work
Stranger: yes
Stranger: meet me here tomorrow evening at 11:24pm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Looks like you got a good deal there emily

The black market for kidneys always works

Omegle is a very scary place o.O