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20 fun things to do in Kmart Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:55 am
MiniMan
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1) Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts while they aren't looking.
2) Challenge other shoppers to a duell with tubes of gift wrap.
3) Take the signs that say "Caution - Wet Floor" and move them to carpeted areas.
4) When asked if you need help, burst into tears and scream "Why don't you people just leave me alone!?"
5) Dart around suspiciously while humming the tune to "Mission Impossible"
6) Look into the security camera mirror and pick your nose.
7) Hide in clothing racks. When a shopper browses though the rack, say "Pick Me! Pick Me!"
Go into the dressing room and say real loud "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"
9) When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
10) Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
11) Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Bat-cave!"
12) When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
13) Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
14) When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
15) Pay off lay-bys fifty cents at a time.
16) Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a "test drive."
17) Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18) Jump out from behind clothes racks, displays, etc. and yell, "Peek-a-boo!" at people.
19) Ask a sales person if the have a box big enough to fit a baby in.
20) Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting 'go, pikachu, go!
2) Challenge other shoppers to a duell with tubes of gift wrap.
3) Take the signs that say "Caution - Wet Floor" and move them to carpeted areas.
4) When asked if you need help, burst into tears and scream "Why don't you people just leave me alone!?"
5) Dart around suspiciously while humming the tune to "Mission Impossible"
6) Look into the security camera mirror and pick your nose.
7) Hide in clothing racks. When a shopper browses though the rack, say "Pick Me! Pick Me!"
Go into the dressing room and say real loud "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!" 9) When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
10) Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
11) Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Bat-cave!"
12) When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
13) Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
14) When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
15) Pay off lay-bys fifty cents at a time.
16) Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a "test drive."
17) Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18) Jump out from behind clothes racks, displays, etc. and yell, "Peek-a-boo!" at people.
19) Ask a sales person if the have a box big enough to fit a baby in.
20) Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting 'go, pikachu, go!
