I reckon this is something you Spectrumites would enjoy. A lot of your may have already seen it, I don't know how it's being distributed. Is it on Aussie TV?

At any rate, you'll be singing along before the end.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE AVOCADO!

Emilia wrote:WHAT HAVE YOU DONE AVOCADO!

The MP3 is free too. You know you want it on your iPod: http://soundcloud.com/tangerinekitty/tangerine-kitty-dumb-ways-to/download

I might get it because the link has kitty in it!

Haha, I love this! It's very clever, although one might argue that using your 'private parts' as piranha bait may be a marginally dumber way to die than standing on the edge of a train platform. But maybe that's just me.