Tell me a paradox you know...

I'll get us started...

~From AVGN
"Then there's the falling ceiling gag, you know, the one where to get by they have to fall...

If you stand under it, it kills you...

To get it down, you stand under it..."

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Here's another one...

"I need a retail job
No store will hire me because I have no experience in retail
The only way I can get experience is if I get a retail job"

WHAT A PARADOX!