Someone in a Facebook group I'm in (Musicians in Wollongong area - hell yeah Wollongong) has written and recorded a FANTASTIC song all about Goldeneye 007 called Slappers Only!. It's awesome. Truly.

http://soundcloud.com/jayseaman/slappers-only

And here's the Tumblr post that has a bit more background info.

http://heypressplay.tumblr.com/post/26684417298/here-is-a-song-that-no-one-requested-slappers

Listen 10 times. You deserve to.

(I think there's a bit of language towards the end, but I don't think it's too bad. If you're 9, maybe don't listen.)