• People who take more than 8 items through the 8 items or fewer aisle at the supermarket. Can you not read. I don't care if they were 2-for-1 or whatever - if you have 9 items, go through the expletive other aisles. No excuses. None. They should hire someone to hurl expletives at people who try this little expletive move.
  
• People who stand still on escalators. The flat ones are okay if you have a trolley, but the ones with stairs are the epitome of the laziness of the human race.
  
• People who look offended when you ask them to get their lazy expletive out of the expletive way when they're taking up the whole thing so you can walk past.
  
• People who don't indicate when turning at roundabouts. Especially people who don't indicate that they're turning right, and then indicate left to say that they're getting off. Expletiving expletives.
  

*exhale*

What makes you want to expletive everywhere?

The roundabouts one is a reason why I prefer to drive with a light buzz, so I'm calm enough to not swear off my head at the idiots.

The thing I really hate is that Worthworths express lane is 15 items or less. 15! That is a big shop. An express lane should be 5 items tops.

I hate those idiots who indicate on roundabouts when they are going STRAIGHT. They indicate left, then indicate right, then indicate left again. IDIOTIC. Whoever taught them that should be shot.

I think those people who use the flat escalators, who don't have a trolley and don't decide to walk are even lazier. When I go on them, I will walk around these people. Plus it feels cool to be walking faster.

I like to run on the flat airport travellators and see how fast I can get. It's awesome.

And yeah, 15 items at "Worthworths" (lolz) is excessive. I think 8 is fine, but as an absolute max. I get so expletive mad when I see people with 9 items in their handbasket. And you bet, I count them.

hahahaha...wow, I was not even thinking when I was typing...

You're a mod. You can fix it

I have never been on the airport escaltors before, but they are for the really lazy if you just stand on them

Well, some people have massive suitcases and stuff, but I like to run on them. And also walk backwards, and see if I can walk at the exact same speed as the escalator so it looks like I'm not walking.

And no. It can remain Worthworths. Funnier.

i'm lazy i don't walk on either, buy i think people should keep left for people in a hurry so they can still get past!
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Which brings me to mine, people who don't keep left, i mean how simple is it people, it seems in car parks the rules go out the window and it's anything goes, this applies to walking, stairs really anything, in Australia it's keep left and if people followed it it'd make things simpler and stop the whole who moves out of the way, as a big guy and a single minded expletive i make my point and don't move and most of the time i win! and also shopping centers should do this too so the flow is better!
There we go my crazy is out!