Here's a new one (apparently it is only for women to know about, but I am going to ruin the party)

Type out the sentence you end up with in your status.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 --------- In a hole
4 --------- Under your bed
5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

>________>

I licked my sister in the line at the bank because that's how i roll...

Yeah...that's gross.

I ran over a phone in your bathroom because that's how I roll.

hhahaha poor phone

I kicked your dog under my bed because im cool like that..

Shame on you!

I did the Macarena With a goat in your bathroom because I'm cool like that.

I have to say, i would laugh sooo hard if someone had:

I ran over Chuck Norris in an elevator because the voices told me to.

I danced with a homeless guy under your bed because that's how i roll.

I kicked a gangster in your bathroom because I'm cool like that

I karate chopped a goat In my car because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Bahahaha >.> I did that yesterday xD

I jumped on a pickle in your bathroom because I'm cool like that

i sang to my science teacher in your bathroom because that just how i roll

I danced with a fireman riding a motorcycle because that's how I roll.

I could see you doing that EJ