MASTER JOOBAWOK, thank you for trying to turn the human race into and i hope your job as master of the universe continues to run smoothly.

THANK YOU LIFESAPITY.

YES, MY MINIONS AND I ROAMED THE GALAXY AND DISCOVERED THE PARTY CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE.

NO OFFENSE MY LOVELY HUMANOIDS, BUT YOU NEED TO GET A MOVE ON AND START DISCOVERING THE AWESOME FLESH THAT IS OF ZALI.

THEY ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN WHAT YOU CALL BEAUTY ON EARTH. IN COMPARISON, YOUR BEAUTY IS A DOG'S BEHIND.

WE ROCKED UP THE ZALI'S WORLD OF KATABOOLATOOKLA AND LET'S JUST SAY I MIGHT HAVE GOT A BIT CARRIED AWAY.


Just a bit carried away? You hypnotised me with a laser beam and took me on your ship!



OH JOOBANUTS! YOU MAY NOT KNOW THIS BUT THERE IS NO BACKSPACE ON OUR KEYBOARDS.

IGNORE MEIZA. SHE IS JUST A BIT MAD BECAUSE, WELL, I AM NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN WHAT I DID.

I HAD DRUNKEN A BIT TOO MUCH SAKE.
YES. WE HAVE SAKE.
YOUR WORLD WAS NOT THE FIRST TO DISCOVER IT.

ANYWAY, THANK YOU LIFESAPITY FOR WISHING ME A HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY. MY NEXT MILESTONE WOULD BE MY 200TH BIRTHDAY. I AM THINKING OF COMING BACK TO EARTH FOR THAT ONE TO SEE ALL MY LOVELY SPECTRUM FRIENDS.

STAY COOL LIFESAPITY. IN YOUR HONOUR, I HAVE BROUGHT YOU YOUR OWN ZALI.

HOPE TO MAKE YOU A JOOBAWOK SOON
ZEEWAVOOLE,

MASTER JOOBAWOK.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MASTER JOOBAWOK,

IT IS GOOD TO HEAR THAT YOU HAVE JUST BECOME 100 YEARS OLD AND IS STILL YOUNG. NOT MANY HUMANS LIVE TO BE THAT AGE, WHY IS IT THAT JOOBAWOK'S LIVE FOR SO LONG AND WHY DID YOU COME TO EARTH, WHAT DID YOU HOPE TO ACHIEVE IN COMING HERE. ALSO, CAN YOU TEACH US HUMANS THE SECRETS TO SPACE TRAVEL, SO THAT WE CAN ALSO EXPLORE THE STARS. IT WOULD BE GOOD TO MEET YOU MASTER JOOBAWOK AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT I REALLY SHOULD SEE THESE ZALI.

SEEYA LATER DUDE, KEEP IT REAL.

Would your 200th birthday be another 100 of our years away or yours, whatever that is to us? In other words, how far away is it for us?

and belated Happy Birthday

YOU ARE LUCKY MARTIN THAT YOU ARE NOT KILLED FOR TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS. ONLY I, MASTER JOOBAWOK, ALMIGHTY LEADER, MAY WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

WE ARE A SUPERIOR RACE TO YOU HUMANOIDS. BOW DOWN TO ME! I WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY TO A LONG LIFE. IF YOU HONOUR ME, YOU TOO WILL GET YOUR OWN ZALI.

I AM CAPABLE OF TURNING ANYONE I CHOOSE INTO A JOOBAWOK. MY MISSION IS TO TURN EVERYONE ON EARTH INTO A JOOBAWOK SO THEY CAN PRAISE ME.

IF I TELL YOUR HUMANOID MIND HOW TO TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE, YOUR MIND WILL OVERLOAD AND YOU WILL DIE. ONLY A JOOBAWOK CAN HEAR SUCH INFORMATION.

YES. THE YEARS ARE THE SAME.

OH MASTER JOOBAWOK,

I BOW DOWN TO YOU. TURN ME INTO A JOOBAWOK AND I WILL HONOUR YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY.

YOU ARE MINE NOW MARTIN!

AH THE POWER. IT IS AMAZING. YOU HAVE SHOWN ME THE TRUE WAY MASTER JOOBAWOK. I AM FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT. SOON WE WILL TURN ALL OF THE HUMANS INTO JOOBAWOKS TOGETHER.