Many of these I can tick off...eeeep



Where have you been all my life?

Do you like me?

Are we friends? Acquaintances?

Why did you not mention meeting for coffee again, did you forget or did you change your mind?

Don’t you want to see me?

Do you think I’m ugly?

Would you ever marry me?

Could you ever marry me?

Why did you do that two years ago, that thing where we were almost together but then you decided it would just be easier to ignore me?

Do you regret it?

Do you like talking to me?

Do you ever think about me?

Do you miss me?

Have you ever stayed online for hours just waiting for me to come online and then had your heart flutter
when my little green dot appeared?

Would you guess that I’ve done that more times than I care to have counted, for you?

And did you know that I’m scared to talk to you sometimes, because I’m afraid that you’ll somehow find out how crazy I am about you?

Should I tell you that I really like you?

Do you like cuddling?

What sort of person are you in your most vulnerable state?

If I told you I loved you, what would your reaction be?

Are you as scared of death as I am?

Do you like children?

Would you hit our children?

Will you become abusive in the future?

Can we adopt a cow?

Is your second toe longer than your first, like mine?

Why is religion so important to you?

What if we both marry someone else, will I spend the rest of my life thinking I’m supposed to be with you?

Am I supposed to be with you?

What if God doesn’t exist, what would that mean for your perception of the world?

Do you think humans are inherently evil?

Have you ever kissed a girl?

Can’t you just imagine us cuddling?

Are you romantic?

Will you hold my hand?

Do you think humans are meant to be monogamous?

Do you think we could do it, for life?

Would you ever cheat on me?

Can you cook?

Do you ever get really sad that you suddenly find your eyes filled with tears?

What are your eyes like?

Did you know that I get so self conscious around you that I can’t look you in the eye?

What is your view on public displays of affection?

Can I kiss you without asking?

Did you notice that I just asked to kiss you?

Does anything ever remind you of me?

Can you fix my laptop?

What’s your shoes size?

You have really big feet don’t you?

Does that mean your penis is large?

Did you know that your feet are the same length as your forearm?

Can you draw?

Did you know that your smile is the cutest?

Will you let me love you?

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Well a lot of these are creepy stalking questions and clingy girlfriend from hell questions, imagine first time going out and she whips out this list!!!

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Some of these are a bit creepy, but some I can see would lead to very interesting conversations.

Would you ever adopt a cow?

Lol at MisterBright

Emilia wrote:Some of these are a bit creepy, but some I can see would lead to very interesting conversations.

Emilia wrote:What’s your shoes size?

You have really big feet don’t you?

Does that mean your penis is large?

Very interesting conversation indeed...

Emilia wrote:Can you fix my laptop?

Run for your life gents!

...So borderlands, looks like a kinda fun game, might have to check that out *shifty eyes*

You alright there MaJoR?

I like the one that asks, "Am I ugly?"
That is not going to go down well.

I could handle most of em up till around here....

• Will you become abusive in the future?
  Depends how many more of these questions I have to endure....
  
  
• Can we adopt a cow?
  I thought you'd never ask!!!
  
  
• Is your second toe longer than your first, like mine?
  ewwww wtf? *fast footsteps, door slaming, tyres screeching*

MUTANTS!!!!

I've been asked quite a few of this questions, most of them are a trap.
I think the best strategy to handle these questions is to keep the answer short and succinct, otherwise it will lead to more questions.

I felt as though I should answer them for Emilia, we needed something to read after all.



Where have you been all my life? Stalking you from afar <3

Do you like me? You're my sun and stars, the reason for my life.

Are we friends? Acquaintances? Baby, we can be anything so long as we're together.

Why did you not mention meeting for coffee again, did you forget or did you change your mind? Stalking was simpler.

Don’t you want to see me? Can't I already?

Do you think I’m ugly? How dare you blaspheme as such!

Would you ever marry me? Always and forever

Could you ever marry me? ^

Why did you do that two years ago, that thing where we were almost together but then you decided it would just be easier to ignore me? I grew some balls since then.

Do you regret it? Regret what?

Do you like talking to me? Who?

Do you ever think about me? When?

Do you miss me? Of course.

Have you ever stayed online for hours just waiting for me to come online and then had your heart flutter
when my little green dot appeared? Permanent refresh of every social networking site, just for that dot...

Would you guess that I’ve done that more times than I care to have counted, for you? No wonder you can't play games!

And did you know that I’m scared to talk to you sometimes, because I’m afraid that you’ll somehow find out how crazy I am about you? Bitches be cray cray

Should I tell you that I really like you? Like who?

Do you like cuddling? Is that like sex?

What sort of person are you in your most vulnerable state? What is vulnerable?

If I told you I loved you, what would your reaction be? Tears, but of joy or fear, that's for you to decide!

Are you as scared of death as I am? No, I'll spend my life there.

Do you like children? As much as the next cannibal.

Would you hit our children? Tenderizing meat is a good plan.

Will you become abusive in the future? Depends, could you keep me fed?

Can we adopt a cow? This doesn't seem as tasty as your first born.

Is your second toe longer than your first, like mine? You can look when you next give me a massage.

Why is religion so important to you? Praise be!

What if we both marry someone else, will I spend the rest of my life thinking I’m supposed to be with you? No, but the steady stream of email'd pictures of yourself will make you aware I think that way.

Am I supposed to be with you? Of course!

What if God doesn’t exist, what would that mean for your perception of the world? Nothing changes

Do you think humans are inherently evil? No

Have you ever kissed a girl? Eww, girls are ikky

Can’t you just imagine us cuddling? I repeat, is it like sex?

Are you romantic? Baby, so romantic I'll woo your pants off.

Will you hold my hand? seems too clingy, ABORT!

Do you think humans are meant to be monogamous? Each to their own.

Do you think we could do it, for life? everythings for life in the long run.

Would you ever cheat on me? :O HOW DARE YOU EVEN ASK!

Can you cook? Burnt sausages sound good? Great!

Do you ever get really sad that you suddenly find your eyes filled with tears? Only when my food isn't prepared in time.

What are your eyes like? tearing up, someone forgot my lunch

Did you know that I get so self conscious around you that I can’t look you in the eye? The tears do that to us all.

What is your view on public displays of affection? Sex in public? Yea, why not.

Can I kiss you without asking? Clingy!

Did you notice that I just asked to kiss you? Really? Wouldn't have noticed.

Does anything ever remind you of me? Everything, you're always on my mind.

Can you fix my laptop? What's a laptop?

What’s your shoes size? Same as my penis.

You have really big feet don’t you? Why thank you.

Does that mean your penis is large? You just told me it is...

Did you know that your feet are the same length as your forearm? ha no.

Can you draw? stick figures!

Did you know that your smile is the cutest? Awww

Will you let me love you? No.

I think Emilia has ulterior motives with these questions...

Mickle wrote:I felt as though I should answer them for Emilia, we needed something to read after all.



Where have you been all my life? Stalking you from afar <3

Do you like me? You're my sun and stars, the reason for my life.

Are we friends? Acquaintances? Baby, we can be anything so long as we're together.

Why did you not mention meeting for coffee again, did you forget or did you change your mind? Stalking was simpler.

Don’t you want to see me? Can't I already?

Do you think I’m ugly? How dare you blaspheme as such!

Would you ever marry me? Always and forever

Could you ever marry me? ^

Why did you do that two years ago, that thing where we were almost together but then you decided it would just be easier to ignore me? I grew some balls since then.

Do you regret it? Regret what?

Do you like talking to me? Who?

Do you ever think about me? When?

Do you miss me? Of course.

Have you ever stayed online for hours just waiting for me to come online and then had your heart flutter
when my little green dot appeared? Permanent refresh of every social networking site, just for that dot...

Would you guess that I’ve done that more times than I care to have counted, for you? No wonder you can't play games!

And did you know that I’m scared to talk to you sometimes, because I’m afraid that you’ll somehow find out how crazy I am about you? Bitches be cray cray

Should I tell you that I really like you? Like who?

Do you like cuddling? Is that like sex?

What sort of person are you in your most vulnerable state? What is vulnerable?

If I told you I loved you, what would your reaction be? Tears, but of joy or fear, that's for you to decide!

Are you as scared of death as I am? No, I'll spend my life there.

Do you like children? As much as the next cannibal.

Would you hit our children? Tenderizing meat is a good plan.

Will you become abusive in the future? Depends, could you keep me fed?

Can we adopt a cow? This doesn't seem as tasty as your first born.

Is your second toe longer than your first, like mine? You can look when you next give me a massage.

Why is religion so important to you? Praise be!

What if we both marry someone else, will I spend the rest of my life thinking I’m supposed to be with you? No, but the steady stream of email'd pictures of yourself will make you aware I think that way.

Am I supposed to be with you? Of course!

What if God doesn’t exist, what would that mean for your perception of the world? Nothing changes

Do you think humans are inherently evil? No

Have you ever kissed a girl? Eww, girls are ikky

Can’t you just imagine us cuddling? I repeat, is it like sex?

Are you romantic? Baby, so romantic I'll woo your pants off.

Will you hold my hand? seems too clingy, ABORT!

Do you think humans are meant to be monogamous? Each to their own.

Do you think we could do it, for life? everythings for life in the long run.

Would you ever cheat on me? :O HOW DARE YOU EVEN ASK!

Can you cook? Burnt sausages sound good? Great!

Do you ever get really sad that you suddenly find your eyes filled with tears? Only when my food isn't prepared in time.

What are your eyes like? tearing up, someone forgot my lunch

Did you know that I get so self conscious around you that I can’t look you in the eye? The tears do that to us all.

What is your view on public displays of affection? Sex in public? Yea, why not.

Can I kiss you without asking? Clingy!

Did you notice that I just asked to kiss you? Really? Wouldn't have noticed.

Does anything ever remind you of me? Everything, you're always on my mind.

Can you fix my laptop? What's a laptop?

What’s your shoes size? Same as my penis.

You have really big feet don’t you? Why thank you.

Does that mean your penis is large? You just told me it is...

Did you know that your feet are the same length as your forearm? ha no.

Can you draw? stick figures!

Did you know that your smile is the cutest? Awww

Will you let me love you? No.

I was not expecting that...but, thank you??

Woo, unexpected responses are the best!

Note, heavy sarcasm was used in my previous post if it wasn't noticed.

never ask someone y think love u cause love is a feeling tht no one can explain it <3

BoBo -.- wrote:never ask someone y think love u cause love is a feeling tht no one can explain it <3

Wrong, true love is explainable.
If you truly love someone, you can explain EVERYTHING that makes you love them

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