wittle joke being sent around
Enjoy

The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and

make love
for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

You do realise I posted this up on MO?
*The Pharmacist loves Pharmacist Jokes*

You did???
whaaa?
when???

In the thread "Let's make Jokes"

She did. It was up for ages. YouPhail. =D

That's now your catchphrase Pickles

YouPhail?

Yeah, it suits you, since you say it all the time.

What do you say all the time?
im a smurf?
yo ucan be SMURF YAY!@

That wasn't even good. At least I put effort in my insults.

it was good to me, andh as meaning
least i dun has an ego problem

At least I know I have a problem, your drinking is out of control and you don't even notice! Think of your children!

"like a viiirggiiin, touched for the very fiiirst time!!!! "
-.-

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather
in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan

After spending a great evening chatting the night away,
the next morning John's grandfather prepared
breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.


However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate,
and questioned his grandfather asking,

'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied,

'They're as clean as cold water can get em.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'


For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

Again, John was concerned about the plates,
as his appeared to have tiny specks around
the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said,

'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as
clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you
fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town
and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog
started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.


John yelled and said,
'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.



Without diverting his attention from the football game
he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!

'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'

hehehehe
its funny cos thats what we do.

Hahahaha nice one lol..

I just realised...

How can you have a family pack of condoms...?

Share with the whole family!
*shudder*

Or they could be designed to help make a family! How that would work, I wouldn't know.

Well you see Pickles, when a Mummy and Daddy love each other very much, they sacrifice a newborn kitten on a pentagram to the dark lord Satan and in his anger he destroys the kittens soul and reconstructs its body into a mindless baby that the parents can mould into their servant thrall to serve them for eternity. But sometimes that goes wrong and the parents fail to mould it correctly, leading to the thralls gaining a mind of their own and escaping to live independently. Unfortunately, thanks to the overload of information that is the internet, most thralls learn the truth and disbelieve their parents satanic teachings, only to learn that repeating the ritual is humanities only way to reproduce so it can't be stopped.

Fade, you are a satan spawn, satan spawn....

PS: Pentagrams aren't for devil worshipers.

i like kittens
nexxt time your on msn ill show you something fade...

Lol@Kittens

I put effort into that paragraph. The things I do to get laffs...

STFU BRADY!@#
And your lucky i couldnt find the picture i was looking for fade lol.