So. I've signd up, just like you wanted Fade. Not sure why, but apparently this place is cool, so... Yeah.

Oh, hello you lot! When did you get here? Ah well, ignore that, I'm very un-observant. I suppose I should introduce myself... I'm Um.... Not 'Um'. I'm no caveman. So. Nice to meet all of you.

You know, I started just like you, except I openly insulted everyone. Thanks for giving this a try anyway.

Don't compare me to ye. I'll get an Avatar and Sig. and all that **** when I've got a working mouse. Now what is this place?

It's a forum, where you can chat about anything and everything just by making a topic, you will get a bunch of internet people giving you their opinions. It's funner then it seems. Also, you cant swear, cos those little mother **** stars attack your word.

Stars = hawt. Internet people = kewl. This site = the equivalent of you being a born again christian my friend. I'm surpised.

What do you mean?

Well... you're not usually this placid, my friend. 'T'is interesting.

Placid? What were you expecting me to do, exactly?

I don't know. I never know with you, buddy.

I suppose I am unpredictably awesome.

Shouldn't that be awesomely unpredictable? Remtard.

It is 11:30pm here in reality. So I will postpone my brilliantly witty reply 'till the morn.

Welcome Um...! If you have anymore questions, please feel free to ask us.

Most of us have been here right from when the forum opened, which was about two months ago and we have had a few people joining us along the way.

You should change your name boyo. It will get annoying.

If you do want to change her name, you can do so at any time. Just ask me

Eh, I like my name. By the way, Emilia, nice flashy neon sig.! Can I get one?

I cant. I dont have my own computer atm.

Evening...
Rule one..
SPAARTAAAAA
Rule two..
No spartaaaaaaa. - Kick - Dead - Cheer -

Welkum

Ignore his in-ability to structure a proper sentence. You learn to just blurr out whatever he says after a while.

Oh, and hello to Jordan's mutual friend?

I think I am the mutual friend here, unless you know Um...?

Jordan is the our mutual friend. He-he-he. Sparta, ey? Interesting... Veeery interesting.

Lol this is my 3 second attempt to try make what Emily did

How do you do that?

There's my first attempt