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Emilia and Major on Ambidexterity Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:02 am
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Emilia and Major on Ambidexterity
Emilia - So if there ever came a time that a person was going to cut off your hand, because you **** them over somehow, but they were really **** in the head to even consider cutting off your hand, but that little part of their brain that controlled the 1% of niceness their personality had, to give you a choice as to which hand they would cut off, which would you choose?
Major - Left. My right hand is my pimp hand, gotta keep that strong.
Emilia - Pimp hand?
Major - Pimp Hand 192 up, 84 down: How well a pimp can control his hoes. Also, how well he can keep his hoes without another pimp with a stronger pimp hand coming and taking his hoes. My pimp hand is so strong, I walked into Leroy's territory, smacked his bitch ass up, and took his hoes AND his Cadillac!
Emilia - What the **** Dave
Major - haha what, this is common knowledge you need to know if you ever visit America
Emilia - **** that, you're coming to Australia.
Emilia - So if there ever came a time that a person was going to cut off your hand, because you **** them over somehow, but they were really **** in the head to even consider cutting off your hand, but that little part of their brain that controlled the 1% of niceness their personality had, to give you a choice as to which hand they would cut off, which would you choose?
Major - Left. My right hand is my pimp hand, gotta keep that strong.
Emilia - Pimp hand?
Major - Pimp Hand 192 up, 84 down: How well a pimp can control his hoes. Also, how well he can keep his hoes without another pimp with a stronger pimp hand coming and taking his hoes. My pimp hand is so strong, I walked into Leroy's territory, smacked his bitch ass up, and took his hoes AND his Cadillac!
Emilia - What the **** Dave
Major - haha what, this is common knowledge you need to know if you ever visit America
Emilia - **** that, you're coming to Australia.
